In a remote village, somewhere in the far East(of Van Buren County)…
THE VILLIAN(with a man bun!) seeks to steal away the GEISHA.
NINJAS sworn to protect the GEISHA stand guard.
NINJAS fight off the evil VILLIAN.
The evil VILLIAN fights back. (You see all this fighting, right?!)
The NINJAS grow exhausted. Out past bedtime. Zzzz…
Left to her own devices, the GEISHA chose the VILLIAN.. Evil wins. THE END!